Crapture

Disclaimer:

This hub will be very graphic. It is written with the intent of making you think! It may make you queasy and even drop some to their knees.

You may disagree with some or even all of this hub; I have no problem with that. There is even a comments section for that. Please try to be civil about your comments though.

Please keep in mind that most adults are set in their ways. Your words of anger and spite will probably not change them so can we all keep this on an adult level?

Thanks for being considerate, now scroll down and learn what Crapture is.

Many of you know him. He goes by many different names; Lucifer, Satan, and many more.

For this hub, I have a special name for him too. We will call him Crappy.

You see, Crappy has never really been able to think for himself. He has always taken God's perfect ideas and perverted them.

Many people talk about the "Rapture". It is that glorious time when those who have taken Jesus into their hearts and live with the Peace of God in their lives will be lifted up into a new Jerusalem with streets as of made of gold. There will be no more sin, nor disease or death.

There is much written and filmed on the "Rapture". Today I am going to talk about Crappy's perverted "rapture" though; I call it Crapture.

I don't "preach" much about hellfire and brimstone, but there is a time when mankind needs to hear it.

In the next capsule I will explain my views of what will happen to you on Crapture if you don't know Jesus as your Guide and Savior. There will be cuss words and stuff that may make you tinge. For those of you Christians that are offended, please understand that I have been kept awake and at unease until I wrote this through the guidance of the Holy Spirit. Before you "fry" on the messenger, please think and pray it through. Some people just need to hear the Truth in a graphic way to "get it".

Are You Ready For Crapture?

Straight and blunt:

If you don't know Jesus in your heart, from what I read from God's Word, on the day of Crapture you will be one of many who crawl up into Crappy's asshole and swim in his shit.

Crappy then will stroll down to the Lake of Fire and wade in. As the fire reaches Crappy's bunghole you will smell burning turds and you will suddenly realize you are that burning turd. You will scream but the food Crappy ate days earlier and is now a pile of shit is all in your throat and teeth.

It is very simple; Crapture will consist of you burning and eating Crappy's shit forever. Not just for 1 or 2 days; FOREVER!! For Eternity!!

All because you denied Our Savior.

Do you really want to live a life of crap?

Take it from a guy who at one time would have been King Shit, it isn't what you want.

God is real, Jesus is no joke.

Grow a pair and step up to the plate. Following Christ can be very hard, but also you will know a peace that no man can understand.

Many ask me how I can be the way I am even after all the chaos I have had come against me. It's Jesus people; pure and simple, it's Jesus.

Do you want the peace too? I will explain how to have it, just message me, put it in the comments, however you feel you need to.

We are all here to do the work of our Master; who is your Master, Crappy or Jesus?

For those of you who do know Jesus, are you listening? Help your fellow man up out of Crappy's butt.

I apologize for being so graphic, but some people just cannot understand anything but graphic. Look at what is on the TV, the X-box, the computers anymore. It's all graphic. The majority of the graphics on those others isn't real, but Jesus and Crappy are real. At the right are links to some of those who are feeding on Crappy's excrement. Can you help them out?

© G.L. Boudonck