Froggy jokes
59Give your best jokes
I'm,ribbitt,asking visitors to this hub to give their best jokes--Here's my favorite which was a tough one to memorize.
Robert Frost and a Polish man both died and were in front of St Peter.St Peter said,"You have both been good men and surely deserve to enter the gates of heaven.The problem is:I only have room for one of you.We have decided to have a contest.You each must write a poem using the word Timbuctoo."
St Peter gave them each some time to think it out and he asked Robert Frost if he was ready.Robert said,I have a short one,but it should beat him."
He said,On a hill faraway
A caravan came into view,
It's destination,
Timbuctoo.
St Peter said,Not bad.And you sir",he said to the Polish gentleman.
The Pole says,"Tim and I a camping went,
Found 3 maidens in a tent,
They were 3
We were 2
I bucked 1
And TIM BUCKED TOO..
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I used to know a bunch of those one-liners...
Where do you find a dog with no legs? wherever you left him.
What do you do with a dog with no legs? take him for a drag.
thx for the smiles, cute hub
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs watersking????
SKIP!!!
lolz
A three-legged dog walks into a bar. The bartender says "did you want a drink or something?"
The dog replies, "sorry, I'm just looking for the guy that shot my paw."
:)
Stockings on your head can change your looks so much?Thanks for the laugh.Loved it.There was one sent to me thru mail.A shop had a notice which read "Steal and get a free ride on Police jeep".
cute :) I remember some site that collected strange and funny signs. I don't think I have the link anymore. wish I did.
haha that is hialrious!
lol...keep it up Greg!
Thanks for making me laugh--I needed this! :)
This was very funny, thank you. :)
Whats better than two roses on a piano?
Answer- tulips (two lips) on an organ.
compu-smart 4 years ago
Very Funny.I always need a chuckle.
What do you call a man under a car?.............. Jack:P
Sorry thats as good as it gets!