Laughing is Healthy

I was always taught that laughing was healthy.I have decided to dedicate this hub to all readers health.

I will install jokes,cartoons,and other funnies.There will surely be something to make you laugh.

Here's to all your

HEALTH!!

Here's a few jokes for your health.

What do you call a guy with no arms or no legs swimming??

Bob!

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What do you call a guy with no arms or no legs watersking?

Skip!

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A lawyer finds out he has an inoperable brain tumor.It is so large,the Doctors have to do a brain transplant.They give the lawyer a choice of available brains.There's a rocket scientist brain for $10 an ounce.There was a politician brain for $15 an ounce.Last there was a lawyer brain for $800 an ounce.The lawyer got angry and asked why are the lawyer's brains so damn expensive?The Doctor answered,"do you know how many lawyers it takes to get an ounce of brains?"

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Man:Haven't we met before?

Woman:Yes,I'm the receptionist at the V.D. clinic.

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Man:Haven't I seen you before?

Woman:Yea,that's why I don't go there anymore.

I hope you all got a good laugh and added some years to your lives.

Yea,Grandpa was right; Laughing is Healthy!

Have a great day!!!